Coach by Mary Robison

First published: 1981

Type of plot: Domestic realism

Time of work: The 1970's

Locale: Pennsylvania

Principal Characters:

  • Harry Noonan, the Coach
  • Sherry, his wife
  • Daphne, their daughter
  • Toby, a college news reporter

The Story

Harry Noonan dries breakfast dishes as he waits for a college reporter to arrive for an interview. He has been hired to coach the freshman football team. His wife, Sherry, asks him to rent a studio for her, where she can do her painting. Their daughter, Daphne, is looking in the refrigerator for something to eat. She wants to stay for the interview, but Coach says no. He remembers a fall night seven years earlier when he set Daphne on a football field during the half-time ceremonies; she was dressed in a football uniform with the number "½" on her back. Now, Daphne asks him for help with her algebra. He declines, so she asks her mother, who says forget it.

After the reporter, Toby, arrives, he asks only a few questions and takes no notes. He then engages Daphne in conversation. Afterward, Daphne remarks that Toby was nice and Coach tells her that she would be wasting her time on him—like "trying to light a fire with a wet match." When the newspaper interview appears the next day in the Rooter, it is full of inaccurate information, making Coach furious. Trying to console him, Sherry says that Daphne liked it.

Coach takes Daphne out for ice cream in order to explain why he is renting an apartment for Sherry. He denies Daphne's suspicion they are separating and tells her about Sherry's five-year plan for self-development. Coach is distracted from the conversation when one of his new players drives up with his parents. Upset that he cannot remember the boy's name—Bobby Stark—Coach mockingly chastises him for eating ice cream, aware that Bobby's parents and other people are grinning.

When Coach begins his football practices, he learns from Bobby that he has a good chance of coaching the varsity team next year. When he goes home, excited with this news, he is disappointed to find no one there. Sherry has left a note saying she is at "her place" and Daphne is with "Toby K. someplace, fooling around." Coach grabs a beer. While he showers, Daphne comes home. Hearing sounds, Coach goes to the bedroom, expecting to find Sherry, but is surprised to find Daphne dancing and posing in front of the mirror. When he mocks her, doing "the Daphne," she is embarrassed. Coach begins telling her his good news, but she only says "let me out, please."

Back in the kitchen, Coach drinks more beer and begins constructing a "dream team" roster of former players. Daphne comes downstairs, wearing a team shirt with Go on the front, Griffins on the back. Pretending to be Daphne, Coach apologizes to himself for her being rude to him upstairs. Conciliating him, she asks Coach about the prospects of his team this year. He offers her a beer. Sherry comes in with a few groceries. Daphne grabs the Oreo cookies. Sherry asks for a beer and says that she cannot paint. Coach reassures her, but she adds: "An artist? The wife of a coach?"