Assorted Fire Events by David Means

First published: 2000

Type of plot: Antistory, metafiction

Time of work: The 1990's

Locale: Hudson River Valley, New York

Principal Characters:

  • A writer, the narrator
  • His aunt, who immolates herself
  • Shank, a boy who likes to burn living creatures
  • Fenton, a boy who accidentally starts a fire and is terribly burned

The Story

There is no single unified plot in "Assorted Fire Events." Instead, as its title suggests, the story is a series of events about fire, related to one another only insofar as they are of interest to the narrator writing about them.

In the first paragraph, the narrator recalls one winter when he was thirteen and living in Michigan when a man set fire to several cottages. In the spring when the snow melted, the narrator loved the sight of the black charred remains of one of the cottages and adds it to his "line-up of memorable images."

For the second fire event, the narrator describes sitting in his study writing and listening to his children playing outside when a fire breaks out at a nearby house because of the spontaneous combustion of varnish-soaked rags. In a footnote, the writer provides a biographical basis for this event, saying that in the previous spring when a house near him was reduced to rubble, he heard the children hollering for joy.

The third fire event focuses briefly on a boy named Shank who pours gasoline on a dog and sets it on fire. The fourth event, which the narrator says in another footnote is a horrible tragic fact, describes how his aunt pours gasoline on her head and body and sets herself on fire, dying a few hours later, her flesh consumed. The aunt has left a note written in the first person from the point of view of the gas can.

In the final and most detailed fire event, the narrator tells of Fenton, a boy who builds a makeshift cardboard rocket ship, douses it with gasoline, and lights it in a narrow space between the garages of his parents and their neighbors. When the flames roar up his legs, he drops and rolls, but there is little room between the two garages, and he keeps rolling back toward the fire. Although he screams, a neighbor is mowing his lawn and cannot hear him. Both garages and part of the two houses also catch fire.

The last section of the story describes Fenton crawling on all fours, his skin smoking, his sneakers having melted into his feet, a "ghastly sight that no one gets to see." When the firefighters arrive, he is still smoldering like a heap of campfire residue. The narrator then describes the aftermath of the disaster, Fenton lying in a flotation tank with his arms outstretched, like Christ. This fire event is "a holy event," says the narrator, for Fenton walked into the hot fire of hell and came out with a face hard to recognize as human. When people pass him on the street, they do not want to look at him, for his face is like that of a clown in a circus; a goofy smile has been painted over the face of the saddest clown-school dropout they have ever seen.