The Last Judgment by Karel Čapek

First published: "Posledni soud," 1929 (English translation, 1932)

Type of plot: Parody

Time of work: Around 1929

Locale: Heaven

Principal Characters:

  • Ferdinand Kugler, a recently deceased thief and murderer
  • presiding judge, a deceased judge
  • God, a witness

The Story

Ferdinand Kugler dies in a gunfight with a police officer. Numerous warrants for his arrest are outstanding, and at the time of his death, he is a fugitive from an army of police officers and detectives. In Heaven, an overworked network of courts faces the chaotic task of delineating which souls will be allowed to remain and which will be sentenced to Hell. As a result of the number and severity of his crimes, Kugler must wait an indeterminate period until his case can be judged. For the same reason, his case is reserved for a special panel of three judges rather than a jury.

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The defendant must state his name, occupation, and the dates of his birth and death. Kugler's inability to remember the date of his death bodes poorly with the judges, intensifying his own naturally contentious attitude. Without further formalities, the presiding judge summons the sole witness in Kugler's case: God. Before God testifies, the presiding judge explains why God need not swear the oath and then instructs him to avoid particulars that have no legal bearing on the case. The judge also warns Kugler against interrupting the witness, pointing out that it would be useless to deny any part of God's testimony.

God begins with a brief statement on Kugler's unruliness as a child. The defendant's first crime was his failure to express his love for his mother. When God describes Kugler's first act of larceny—stealing a rose from the notary's garden before he was ten—Kugler recalls having stolen the flower to give to a young girl, Irma, the daughter of the tax collector. The witness satisfies Kugler's curiosity about Irma's fate, explaining how she went on to marry the son of the man who owned the factory that employed Kugler's father. The witness adds that Irma contracted a venereal disease from her husband and subsequently died of a miscarriage.

Despite the presiding judge's persistent reminders to avoid such digressions, Kugler is irrepressibly curious as to the outcomes of the lives he touched. He discovers how his family suffered for his crimes. He was a drunkard and runaway by fourteen, bringing the dishonor to his home that would force his father to die of grief, and his pretty sister, Martika, to live a poverty-stricken life and remain unmarried.

The testimony goes down the list of Kugler's murders. The defendant is often genuinely surprised by the resonance of his actions, at times remorseful, and at others amazed. After an accounting of Kugler's murders is finished, the judge asks the witness to explain the defendant's motives. "For the same reasons others do," is his response, "From anger, from greed, deliberately and by chance."

After Kugler turns down his only opportunity to speak in his defense, the judges withdraw to make their decision, leaving him alone with God. Kugler takes advantage of their absence to ask God several questions. God explains that the judges were also judges on earth, making Kugler wonder why God himself takes no part in passing judgments. God explains that because he knows everything, it would be impossible for him to judge, adding that "the only justice people deserve is human justice."

After the judges return, the presiding judge pronounces Kugler guilty and sentences him to Hell. He then summarily calls the next case.