The Sirens of Titan: Analysis of Major Characters

Author: Kurt Vonnegut

First published: 1959

Genre: Novel

Locale: Earth, Mars, Mercury, and Titan (the ninth moon of Saturn)

Plot: Science fiction

Time: The near future

Malachi Constant, called Unk, the world's richest and luckiest playboy, whose name means “faithful messenger.” Having inherited from his father, Noel, a previously infallible system for stock investment, Malachi is told by Winston Niles Rumfoord that he will lose his money, marry Rumfoord's wife (Beatrice), have a child, and move to Saturn's largest moon. Despite all of his efforts to the contrary, these events occur. Lawsuits deplete his capital; he is impressed into the army of Mars and fitted with a radio control; he rapes Mrs. Rumfoord while drunk; he engenders a son, Chrono; he is lost on Mercury; he returns to Earth, where he is vilified by Rumfoord's new Church of God, the Utterly Indifferent; and he is forced to retreat with Beatrice and Chrono to Titan.

Winston Niles Rumfoord, a former millionaire, member of the social elite, and explorer. He is now, with his dog Kazak, a collection of particles that materialize at regular intervals. Stylish, elderly, and possessing a winning smile, Rumfoord has had the power to foresee the future ever since he drove his spaceship into a time tunnel, or “chrono-synclastic infundibulum.” In an attempt to manipulate Earth's history, he creates a suicidal army on Mars, whose destruction engenders global remorse and the formation of a new religion. All of this is done to force his wife and Malachi to marry and create a son whose good-luck piece must be transported to Titan, where it is needed by a visiting alien.

Beatrice (Bee) Rumfoord, the reserved, privileged, and too-proper virgin wife of Winston. A tall and beautiful woman in her late thirties at the story's start, her central desire is to remain chaste and so frustrate her husband's predictions. Her rape by Malachi defeats both wishes and makes her the mother of Chrono. During the story's forty years, she loses her affectation as well as teeth and one eye. In the end, she loves both Malachi and her son.

Chrono, the son of Malachi and Beatrice. This juvenile delinquent unknowingly carries the secret of Earth's history. Born on Mars as the product of his mother's rape, Chrono, a dark and sociopathic player of German bat ball, picks up a piece of scrap metal in a flamethrower factory. This good-luck charm is the key to the story. As the reader discovers in the end, all the plot's involutions serve to take Chrono's talisman to Titan, where it is needed as a replacement part for an alien spaceship.

Salo, an interstellar robot from the small Magellanic Cloud. A sentient and ultimately caring machine, the orange Salo has a head on gimbals, three inflatable feet, no arms, and three eyes. He carries the single word “Greetings” across the galaxy. His spaceship's breakdown has forced the members of his home planet, Tralfamadore, to use their “Universal Will to Become” to influence Earth's history such that it would produce, in the form of Chrono's good-luck charm, the piece needed for the spaceship's repair. In the end, Salo learns to love Rumfoord more than his robot mission, and it is this emotion more than the absurd machinations of planetary fate that becomes his triumph.

Stony Stevenson, Malachi's only friend and one of the commanders of the army of Mars. Stony is an admirer of Unk because Unk resists the brainwashing to which he is repeatedly subjected. Ironically, Unk (or Malachi) strangles Stony to death after a final and effective mind cleansing. This execution takes place under radio control and in Malachi's complete ignorance. It demonstrates yet again how little human wishes have to do with personal or collective fate.